Cambamalot

What scientist uncovered when they filled ant’s tunnels...

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:52:59 +1000

What scientist uncovered when they filled ant’s tunnels with cement.

The Testarossa is still the coolest Ferrari ever.

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:42:22 +1000

The Testarossa is still the coolest Ferrari ever.

You are so beautiful.

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:35:31 +1000

You are so beautiful.

(via unicornology)

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:33:55 +1000

(via unicornology)

rackattack: Metric — Monster Hospital (MSTRKRFT remix)

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:33:31 +1000

rackattack:

Metric — Monster Hospital (MSTRKRFT remix)

Lament.

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:44:05 +1000

sleepanddream:

havent-got-a-prayer:

So how do you describe being in love? Its difficult, because I have a hard time distinguishing what in my past was love and what was the illusion of love. There were plenty of times that I really thought something was real, only to find out that it wasn’t. But I believed it at the time, didn’t I? There has been only one time that I gave my heart to someone completely and they didn’t intentionally let me down. But even that ended in heartache. Still, it was honest pure love. It was real all the way until the end. I miss that feeling. Its what I want right now. Its caring about another person so much that their little mistakes don’t matter so much. It’s the ability to look at another person and see the good and the bad, and be ok with that. It’s sharing everything with someone; your body, your mind, and all of your deepest secrets. It’s saying the words “I love you”, and meaning it with your entire heart, and not just because you think you’re getting some. It’s just my luck that when I was able to find that, I had it taken from me. If there is a God, he has a cruel sense of humor.

unicornology: thedailywhat: The 8 Most Underrated...

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:43:38 +1000

unicornology:

thedailywhat:

The 8 Most Underrated Muppets.

Lefty:

Since Cookie Monster is now so neutered that he is often seen munching on carrots, it’s inconceivable that there was once a Sesame Street character who was a pusher. Before the show was overwhelmed by political correctness, Lefty here would often be seen trying to sell the show’s characters letters, numbers or non-existent items from inside his trenchcoat. When parents began to complain that Lefty’s appearances encouraged children to talk to strangers, he was dropped from the show. His current whereabouts are unknown, but if you ever want to score a W or a 4, maybe check the docks near Sesame Street. You never know.

(via.)

Worrying….

The new James Bond has:

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:14:00 +1000

A car chase scene.

Another free-running scene.

A trail bike scene.

A boat chase scene.

A dogfight in aeroplanes chase scene.

A regular gunfight scene.

And a hand to hand combat fight scene.

(The only thing left for another movie is a scene in which James Bond climbs a ferris wheel and has to fight off 3 ninjas with only his shoe and a box of Darrellea chocolates)

In a nutshell.

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:23:57 +1000

In a nutshell.

Bobohead Puppyhead Comics

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:22:29 +1000

Bobohead Puppyhead Comics

"Don’t you hate that? Uncomfortable silence. Why do we feel it’s necessary to talk about bull in..."

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:55:17 +1000

“Don’t you hate that? Uncomfortable silence. Why do we feel it’s necessary to talk about bull in order to feel comfortable? That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just shut the hell up for a minute and comfortably share a silence”

- - Pulp Fiction (via gube) (via brokenmachine) (via imperiousrex) (via killingbambi) (via luxembourg) (via spectra) (via buyhercandy) (via unicornology)

I miss our silences :(

syntheticpubes: Mr. Oizo — “Flat Beat” (1999, bitches) Here is...

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:40:45 +1000

syntheticpubes:

Mr. Oizo — “Flat Beat” (1999, bitches)

Here is why I love Flat Eric.

Hell yeah.

However, after listening to 2manyDjs far too many times, I keep waiting for Funky Cold Madina to come in over the top.

clareables: yay it’s my turn You’re getting our sloppy...

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:37:18 +1000

clareables:

yay it’s my turn

You’re getting our sloppy seconds. That same one came over me about 30 mins ago :)

"Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there..."

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:24:00 +1000

“Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.”

- Good Will Hunting (via gube) (via kinseyop) (via scout) (via pterodactyl) (via amandoline) (via unicornology)

unicornology: srsly: shegoesbam: bare:myhearteatsbeats: small things you can do to change your...

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:38:47 +1000

unicornology:

srsly:

shegoesbam:

bare:myhearteatsbeats:

small things you can do to change your perspective

(an ongoing list)

1. Change the height at which you perform everyday tasks. (i.e. brush your teeth while on your knees.)

2. Look under every object you encounter for a week.

3. Wear sunglasses all day (inside and outside). Notice how it feels to take them off.

4. Alter your body somehow so as to impede your motor function slightly. i.e. tie two fingers together.

5. For one day greet everyone you encounter with “top o’ the morning to ya!”

6. Speak through a tube, (paper towel tube).

7. Move frequently used items (i.e. salt and pepper shakers) to places they are not normally found.

8. Place something small behind your ear for an entire day. See if you forget about it. (my husband does this)

9. Cut your food into new and interesting shapes. Arrange your dinner (or your table items) into a “grid” formation.

10. Exclude one vowel from all of your email.

11. For one month create all of your correspondence on an outdated form of technology. (i.e. typewriter, pen & paper, dictaphone).

12. Add something to your name. (“the 3rd”, “the great”, “the illustrious”) Alternate: Add some letters to your name but don’t tell anyone.

13. Sponsor a contest based on an everyday task. (i.e. “Contest for person whose socks stay up consistently”)

By Keri Smith

unicornology: forthebooks: chagrin: The selby (via Le Love)

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:36:01 +1000

unicornology:

forthebooks:

chagrin:

The selby (via Le Love)

Learn about the Mandatory Internet Clean-Feed Filter for Australia

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:34:57 +1000

Learn about the Mandatory Internet Clean-Feed Filter for Australia:

(via niki)

Oh yeah, yeah. Rudd’s gonna be awesome.

She’s like the big orchestra playing my tiny tune.

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:14:25 +1000

She’s like the big orchestra playing my tiny tune.

"Guess I should have caught your call But I just had to waste the phone forget it all Bones are..."

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:12:17 +1000

“

Guess I should have caught your call
But I just had to waste the phone forget it all
Bones are trembling hands are cold
You don’t know how it feels you’ve got me up against the wall

Maybe we could make this work
But now you start to leave before it’s getting worse
I don’t know what you came here for
It’s almost that I wish we hadn’t met at all

You slap just like a wake-up call
The bruises on the face don’t bother me at all
Bones are trembling hands are cold
It’s almost that I wish you had me up against the wall

”

- Up Against the Wall - Peter Bjorn and John

Cameron says:

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:00:49 +1000

Cameron says:
i think we've both been dealt fairly bad cards
or good cards, but at the wrong time
or good cards that turn out bad
or the card just papercuts you